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Luxe Bidet Neo 320 (Elite Series) - Self Cleaning Dual Nozzle - Hot and Cold Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment with Strong Faucet Valves and Metal HosesI've had this bidet for more than just a few months, so I have a good familiarity with this product. Full disclosure, I received this bidet for review purposes from the seller in exchange for an unbiased review, and this is it.I had no idea what a bidet was until I went on a bicycle trip through western Europe many years ago with three other guys from high school. After a particularly brutal day in France riding through the rain, we got a room for the night in a small village inn. In that room there was a sink, a toilet and another sink on the floor, next to the toilet. At least we thought is was another sink, because there wasn't a toilet seat on it. But we still weren't positive what it was for. I regret to say, with four guys sharing a room and enjoying those large bottles of European beer, we did not do the fixture justice that evening. Whatever it was.After we were rudely ejected from the inn the next morning for a minor misunderstanding, we later learned that it was a bidet, the purpose of which was to cleanse the 'netherlands', post-constitutional.Flash forward 35 years later. I have no clue how I stumbled across the Neo bidet on Amazon, but I did, and had a flashback to the one I remembered from that long ago trip. The Neo had very positive reviews and a reasonable price for something that wasn't a porcelain fixture but contended that it was indeed a bidet. So I ordered one.Installing was idiot-proof and for most people it will be an easy task. Myself, I made a mistake or two which I won't go into detail here except to say that it involved determining the correct threading direction of the flange nut, while looking at it from upside down. You will not have that same issue.Once I was done, I checked out how it would work. If you are not actually on the seat using it, you will be turning it on while you standing in front of the toilet to see how the nozzle and valve functions. At that point, a stream of water will fire at you and as you jump away from being soaked, the water will hit the wall opposite. Then, you will be on the floor killing yourself with laughter. The frivolity will continue for days, as you instruct a variety of curious visitors to learn the same way you did. Guaranteed laff riot!As several other reviewers have noted, while it is nice to have the option of cool or warm water from the nozzle, the latter isn't really necessary. Cool is actually room temp and quite comfortable. Nice to know there is that option, though.In all seriousness, this bidet blew my mind. Why was it only now in my late middle age that I was finding about this. It is brilliant! Works like a charm, easy to use and the fascination just doesn't go away. As many here have written, I don't know how I ever lived without it all this time. Get one and you'll see what I'm talking about! Have fun!
